Make My Day, Groundhog

It’s Groundhog’s Day and boy did I see my shadow! What? It’s getting bigger every year? Say that again and I’ll take you out. I’m getting bigger every year because I keep going on diets. Then I fall off the wagon and wallow around in the mud … chocolate mud. Then I get mad … automatic weapons mad. Inside this … Read More

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The Michelin Man and Me

Forget identifying with Kate Winslet or even Princess Kate. I look more like the Michelin Man. Fat happens. Especially when it takes minutes to scroll down to your birth year on a computer form. Ten years ago, I had my basal metabolic rate tested. I needed approximately three leaves of lettuce to keep my body going. Now? I’m probably down … Read More

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